Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga

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G-Faerie08 wrote:The morning after the infamous first night of the honeymoon...

Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?

Edward: I think the real question here Bella is why you were saying Robert Pattinson's name last night instead of mine!!

Bella: Oops..
oh my gosh!! :lol: thats soooo funny! couldnt stop laughing!!! :lol:
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Jazzy'sgirl112108 wrote:
G-Faerie08 wrote:The morning after the infamous first night of the honeymoon...

Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?

Edward: I think the real question here Bella is why you were saying Robert Pattinson's name last night instead of mine!!

Bella: Oops..
oh my gosh!! :lol: thats soooo funny! couldnt stop laughing!!! :lol:
me too wow... and people were lloking at me so funny ha ha

Edward: I hate laying the piano i want to do something more manly. I'm gonna go for proskiing!!
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^^Funny, but exchange pro skiing for something like... figure skating!

My edited version: Edward: I hate playing the piano. I wanna to do something more manly... like... FIGURE SKATING! :D
Or curling! Even better, lets go play with the Canananananananananadans!

Props to saphhie for that idea.
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Edward: Jasper, you must not let yourself be so ruled by emotion.
Jasper: Thank you, Commander Spock.
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Emmett: Can I marry Bella?
Edward: Sure! Take her off my hands!
Jasper: I want Bella!
Carlisle: No me!
Rosalie: I WANT TO MARRY BELLA!
Everyone: Okay!
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dandyvampirsgril thanks!!!!!

in the meadow after edward leaves
Bella: you know what he left me and your still a vampire lets get married!!!
Laurent: Sure then we can tour crosscountry like gypsies!
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G-Faerie08 wrote: Alice: :shock: OH MY GOSH!!
Cullens: What Alice? What did you see?
Alice: Jason Mesnick from The Bachelor dumps Melissa and picks the other girl!
Cullens: :roll:
ha ha!! i can totally see alice saying that!!! :lol: :!:
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Jazzy'sgirl112108 wrote:
G-Faerie08 wrote: Alice: :shock: OH MY GOSH!!
Cullens: What Alice? What did you see?
Alice: Jason Mesnick from The Bachelor dumps Melissa and picks the other girl!
Cullens: :roll:
ha ha!! i can totally see alice saying that!!! :lol: :!:
me too haha she would totally ruin it for them!!
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\/Brittany\/ wrote:
♥midnight_sun♥ wrote:During New Moon when Bella and Alice are in Italy...

Aro: Bella, would you like to stay here with us? You would be turned of course.
Bella: Yes!
Edward: Bella...but...why? (Edward looks like he should be crying)
Bella: I'm sorry, Edward, but the option of becoming a member of the guard is much better than spending eternity with you.
:lol: That's hilarious!
Ha Ha!! cant stop laughing!! :lol: i love the volturi... that was soooo funny!!! :lol:
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DramaPrincezz013 wrote:Alice: Follow the yellow-brick road!
*Bella gives Alice a strange look*
Alice: What? Did Edward never tell you I played a munchkin in The Wizard of Oz?
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ha ha ha!!! :lol: you're amazing!! :lol:
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