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Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:18 pm
by Pel
Time for a new thread. Keep it PG-13.
Carry on with the humorous will-never-happens.
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:38 am
by dandyvampgirl_13
Rawr, first post!
The entire SKITS thread would never ever happen...
And here's this one, based on the Kool Aid Dude...
Mike: *pokes Edward*
Edward: DON'T TOUCH ME, BEVERAGE!
Mike:
Does anyone get it..?
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:39 am
by LexiCullen
Haha, that reminds me of Dane Cook's skit on Kool Aid Man!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:11 pm
by dandyvampgirl_13
I believe it is... My friend found that, and showed it to me, and I realized it could be applied to vampires..... thus I posted it here.
I use it a lot in my skits too....
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:05 am
by EvenFreaksNeedLove
Ahahaha! Don't touch me beverage! That's amazing! haha!
Edward: Jake I want you to have sex with Bella
... oh wait that really happened!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:03 pm
by FilDeCuivre
EvenFreaksNeedLove wrote:Edward: Jake I want you to have sex with Bella
... oh wait that really happened!
Haha, I was just about to post something like that! I remember finding some hilarious Breaking Dawn quotes but I can't remember what they were about. I guess I should flip some pages tonight
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:54 pm
by LexiCullen
FilDeCuivre wrote:EvenFreaksNeedLove wrote:Edward: Jake I want you to have sex with Bella
... oh wait that really happened!
Haha, I was just about to post something like that! I remember finding some hilarious Breaking Dawn quotes but I can't remember what they were about. I guess I should flip some pages tonight
I think that a lot of the Jacob/Rosalie scenes were pretty hysterical. I'd look those up.
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:02 am
by Gabbie
Jake: Rosalie.. you're so beautiful..and amazing..and I think I love you.
Rosalie: Oh Jake!
*both slow run towards eachother*
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:12 pm
by samajama
EvenFreaksNeedLove wrote:Ahahaha! Don't touch me beverage! That's amazing! haha!
Edward: Jake I want you to have sex with Bella
... oh wait that really happened!
LOLOLOL.
any sort of slang would never appear. cursing, too.
im not in a witty enough mood to create a skit, sorry. ill post later if inspiration comes.
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:41 pm
by mlola619
Bella: Jake, i choose you
XD sorry i just had to....*this does not deter from the fact that I'm team switzerland!*