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(at lunch)

Angela: Bella, I just wanted you to know ... *big sigh* ... I'm a witch and I'm leaving Forks to go to Hogwarts next year.
Bella: *eyes get bigger* Are you sure you want to go to Hogwarts? It's kind of dangerous there. *glances over at Edward*
Edward: What?
*everyone at the table snickers*
Edward: *rolls his eyes* For the love of ... for the last time -- I'm not Cedric!
~*~

Jake and Edward are fighting about whether Bella should marry Edward or not
jake: no!
edward: yes! you know what? we ought to handle this the right way...
jake: are you thinking what im thinking?
edward: song fight! *strarts singing* youre hot
jake: and youre cold youre yes
edward: then youre no
bella: are you two song fighting over whether i should marry edward or not again?
edward and jake: yes...