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Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 11:47 pm
by Jazzy'sgirl112108
G-Faerie08 wrote:The morning after the infamous first night of the honeymoon...
Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?
Edward: I think the real question here Bella is why you were saying Robert Pattinson's name last night instead of mine!!
Bella: Oops..
oh my gosh!! 
thats soooo funny! couldnt stop laughing!!!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 3:15 pm
by saphhie
Jazzy'sgirl112108 wrote:G-Faerie08 wrote:The morning after the infamous first night of the honeymoon...
Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?
Edward: I think the real question here Bella is why you were saying Robert Pattinson's name last night instead of mine!!
Bella: Oops..
oh my gosh!! thats soooo funny! couldnt stop laughing!!!
me too wow... and people were lloking at me so funny ha ha
Edward: I hate laying the piano i want to do something more manly. I'm gonna go for proskiing!!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 6:30 pm
by dandyvampgirl_13
^^Funny, but exchange pro skiing for something like... figure skating!
My edited version: Edward: I hate playing the piano. I wanna to do something more manly... like... FIGURE SKATING!
Or curling! Even better, lets go play with the Canananananananananadans!
Props to
saphhie for that idea.
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 6:50 pm
by ringswraith
Edward: Jasper, you must not let yourself be so ruled by emotion.
Jasper: Thank you, Commander Spock.
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 7:10 pm
by DudeRocksTheTwilight
Emmett: Can I marry Bella?
Edward: Sure! Take her off my hands!
Jasper: I want Bella!
Carlisle: No me!
Rosalie: I WANT TO MARRY BELLA!
Everyone: Okay!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 8:07 pm
by saphhie
dandyvampirsgril thanks!!!!!
in the meadow after edward leaves
Bella: you know what he left me and your still a vampire lets get married!!!
Laurent: Sure then we can tour crosscountry like gypsies!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:46 pm
by Jazzy'sgirl112108
G-Faerie08 wrote:
Alice: 
OH MY GOSH!!
Cullens: What Alice? What did you see?
Alice: Jason Mesnick from The Bachelor dumps Melissa and picks the other girl!
Cullens: 
ha ha!! i can totally see alice saying that!!! 
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:49 pm
by saphhie
Jazzy'sgirl112108 wrote:G-Faerie08 wrote:
Alice: OH MY GOSH!!
Cullens: What Alice? What did you see?
Alice: Jason Mesnick from The Bachelor dumps Melissa and picks the other girl!
Cullens:
ha ha!! i can totally see alice saying that!!!
me too haha she would totally ruin it for them!!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:55 pm
by Jazzy'sgirl112108
\/Brittany\/ wrote:♥midnight_sun♥ wrote:During New Moon when Bella and Alice are in Italy...
Aro: Bella, would you like to stay here with us? You would be turned of course.
Bella: Yes!
Edward: Bella...but...why? (Edward looks like he should be crying)
Bella: I'm sorry, Edward, but the option of becoming a member of the guard is much better than spending eternity with you.
That's hilarious!
Ha Ha!! cant stop laughing!!
i love the volturi... that was soooo funny!!!
Re: Things that would never be said in the Twilght Saga
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:18 pm
by Jazzy'sgirl112108
DramaPrincezz013 wrote:Alice: Follow the yellow-brick road!
*Bella gives Alice a strange look*
Alice: What? Did Edward never tell you I played a munchkin in The Wizard of Oz?
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ha ha ha!!! you're amazing!!