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Posted: **Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:11 pm**

Charlie.

why did he love him so much?

~h. f. e. l.

Posted: **Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:33 pm**

He made the best pork chops.

Who loves short shorts?

Posted: **Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:35 pm**

we love short shorts!

Jasper, it really shows of his killer thighs.

who's envious?

~h. f. e. l.

Posted: **Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:17 pm**

i am.

why am i jealous?

Posted: **Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:22 pm**

Because you want Jasper's sexy thighs.

How did Alice find Jasper?

Posted: **Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:27 pm**

she found him when she went walking down a dark alley
why was she in a dark alley

Posted: **Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:41 pm**

cause she was suppose to have a blind date

why was she having a blind date?

Posted: **Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:47 pm**

she likes surprises

What does the pack hunt in the forest?

Posted: **Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:18 am**

people in short shorts! (haha, sorry.. i just had to.. cracked me up!

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why do people in short shorts taste so good?

Posted: **Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:09 am**

cause they have... short... meat...

Who rules the forest?

Twilight wrong answer!