Happy Birthday Bella

Re: Happy Birthday Bella

Postby AliceLauren » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:26 pm


The whole stupid hurricane hitting my house distracted me. Omg. Dang It.

Oh. Well.


SIgh. I'm sorry. I feel so stupid for forgetting... I even have it marked on my calendar. *voice trails off*
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Re: Happy Birthday Bella

Postby Goodnight Elizabeth » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:33 pm

Happy Birthday, Bella!!

What does one get the girl/vampire who has everything?
A padded and soundproofed room?
A house made of steel and concrete?

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Re: Happy Birthday Bella

Postby urcoolcarrie » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:34 pm

yay! happy birthday bella!!!

just to let you know, every girl wishes she was you. :)
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Re: Happy Birthday Bella

Postby Bronze Haired Girl » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:36 pm

Cocoa wrote:Perhaps a more practicle gift is in order....How about this:

I give Bella an industral sized tube of PreperationH because there is no way that pregnancy went off without a massive case of hemeroid flare up.


:lol: The transformation should have taken care of all that unpleasantness! I mean, it did make her tummy completely flat afterall, instead of having that awful postpartum bulge for all eternity. What she really needs is something to fight off the postpartum mental scatter. Maybe some Ginkgo Biloba? Of course, since she can't actually ingest it... I know, get Emmett to shove some down a grizzly's throat, let him play around with said grizzly long enough for the Ginkgo Biloba to be absorbed into the bloodstream and then let Bella drink the grizzly's blood. Would that work?
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Re: Happy Birthday Bella

Postby cutesweetiezzz » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:40 pm

Happy Birthday Bella!!!!!!!!!!!

We love you sooo much.
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Re: Happy Birthday Bella

Postby Stacia » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:40 pm

Happy Birthday, Bella! I wish you an eternity of happiness with your family!

(I agree with Cocoa as well. If possible, I'd give you not only Aro's head on a steeek! But Jane's as well!!)
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Re: Happy Birthday Bella

Postby Cocoa » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:41 pm

Ginko Biloba sounds like some strange tropical rain forest lizard.

*puts on safari hat*

Here we have the rare Ginko Biloba it lives deep in the habitat of Brazil and survives on a diet of Brazil nuts and yak poo.

That will work...one Gink Biloba for Bella on her birthday! (Thats alot of B's in one sentence.)

Re: Happy Birthday Bella

Postby srabrgr » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:54 pm

Have a happy 18th (again)
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Re: Happy Birthday Bella

Postby Pandancer » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:56 pm

I came back to see what everyone is up to, and what 'gifts' Bella has gotten so far, and apparently, I came into the conversation at the wrong time. Oh gosh, I don't think I've laughed so hard in a long while.. :lol: And I think you may have scarred my friend, Cocoa. Haha xD

The padded and soundproofed room sounds perfect. As for the steel and concrete.. Think that would make much of a difference? o__o; :P
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Re: Happy Birthday Bella

Postby audreywarenne » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:58 pm

Happy Birthday Bella!
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