Unitedness ~ Teeanger thread V2.0

[Nena]

Teenager thread, join if you are in between ages 13-19

Please wait for who_needs_fangs? to make the first post. Thanks

[who_needs_fangs?]

The List, with nicknames

*aro's_girl* - Tia/Tortilla
\/Brittany\/ - Brittany/Umbrella
-Jasper – Jenni/Jeninininininini...
♥midnight_sun♥ - Ashley/Tomato
~*teamswitzerland*~ - Jessica
addictedbooklover-Charlotte/Latte
A.H – Ayan/Hurricane
Allieb - Allie/Red
Blasphemous_Contessa - Sami/Cocoa
Carrisa - Carrisa/Carebear
CaughtMyself426 - Amy
crazycarrie22 - Carrie/SpagBol
Debussygirl - Jenna/Glue
DramaPrincezz013 - Kenzie
DunnerheartsTwilight - Logan/Logs/Lobster
Edward Cullen Fan - Chelsea (pronounced Chel-see-uh)
Edwardlikeshaystacks – Emmaline/Emma/Line
edward'sstupidlamb - Ana/Banana
eliselovesedwardx - Elise/Mooner
Eternally Dazzled – Gabi
FrighteninLilMonster - Kay/Combo
futurevampire - Marisa
Hannaa – Hanna
i am bella - Sam/Chrome
imwiththewolf23 - Erin/Polaroid
Jadey - Jade
Janos -Sage
Jasper<3 - Nat/Gnat
keds723 - Kristen
LadyViolet - Rachel
Landiana - Bex
Laurenzo_x - Lauren
Layla_Hale - Brittany/Cracker
love_is_noise - Jo
Maddy<3twilight – Maddy/Bazooka
Mrs.Edward_Cullen - Bri(ana)/Cheddar
Nightrunner – Alexa/Lexus
Nightvision - Kyle/Envy
roo-roo91 - Chelsea/Scooby
Samajama - Sam/Whammy
Sarah! - Sarah/Jell-o
ScreamingFanGirl - Britt
SethisMine - Nicholle/Diamond
shugo_vampire - Megan
Spartan – Ciara
StupidxLamb - Marie
Sydflower - Syd/Yank
Threethings – Chloe/Glow
TopazEloise - Eloise
Tsvety – Lina/Pancakes
twilighter1193 - Shelby
Vanquish - Priya
WhenTheSunGoesDown - Abigail/Tonez
who_needs_fangs? – Naureen/Narnia
xoPearl_Angelxo – Komal/Twix
XXBeSafexX – Michelle/Conch

Official Bird: Kookabura
Official Animal: Meerkat
Official Fish: Rainbow Fish
Official Plant: Cacti
Official Hat: The Dumb Hat
Spokesperson: INMM/Italian Ninja Mustache Man/[:]-{)
Ambassador to the What If...? Thread: The Button
The Secretary Of Haircare: Alfalfa/~:-D

Queen: Barackle
President: Narnia
Presidential Advisor: Conch
Vice President: Yank
Secretary of Justice: BatGnat ( du nu nu nu nu nu...)
Secretary of Education: Jell-o
Minister of Chaving: Hurricane
Postmaster General: Jenini
Secretary of Defense: Cocoa
Secretary of Interior: Red
Secretary of State: Cheddar
Resident Cosmetician: Chrome

The Requirements of Being a Lexer

By Sydney [sydflower] and Naureen [who_needs_fangs?], draft #3.

1. Being a totally obsessed fan of Twilight
2. Being in love with at least one member of the Cullen Clan
3. Being insane
4. Having at least two teams and/or ships listed in your siggy…. unitedness/randomness/Gen Y count.
5. Calling it a siggy instead of a signature, and an avatar is an avi
6. Having multiple friends from places you have never even visited.
7. Actually knowing what all those abbreviations and titles mean
8. Having argued over a fictional character, multiple times.
9. Being perfectly willing to give posers and trolls a beatdown
10. Having joined a group of people, just because they are in your age group
11. Being majorly upset that in a few years you will have to leave said group of people in your age group
12. Logging in just to tell your Lex friends you are in a bad mood, because you know they make you happier.
13. Refusing to post regularly after reaching a rank based on your favorite character.
14. Constantly sneaking onto the Lex at school, instead of doing work.
15. Saying, 'screw my drama review, I need to post on the Q & A, and while I'm on, why not head to The Twilight zone...'
16. Posting on Flight to Phoenix instead of doing homework at night
17. Waiting for the lexicon to unspazzify instead of sleeping.
18. Waiting until the last minute to get dressed so you can send one last post/IM/PM.
19. Checking the lexicon before you check your email.
20. Agreeing with pretty much everything on this list so far.
21. Turning your head whenever you hear one of your lex nicknames/alter egos
22. Telling your friends all of your new nicknames, and finding it to hard to explain when they ask how you got them.
23. Knowing exactly what rank that n00b is going to get next
24. Thinking about things your lex friends would like as you walk through the mall.
24.5 Thinking of lex friends when you see license plates from the state/country they are native to
25. Deciding not to watch your fave TV show when its actually on, because your lex friends are having an epic conversation
26. Downloading AIM/MSN/YIM or some form of IMs just to talk to your lex friends more often.
27. Answering instant messages from lex friends before you answer instant messages from people you have actually met
28. Having your parents/spouse/guardian/roommate ask you "What in the world are you doing on the computer so much?"
29. Fearing the day when people move on from their Twilight obsession.
30. Having pre-ordered the Twilight movie, and telling many people about it... or warning them not to if you didn't like it.
31. Planning a petition to have your lex friend's internet ban lifted.
32. Spending your days thinking of conversations on the Lex
33. Remembering real Twilighters never leave after your initial panic from #29
34. Being sleep deprived because you spend hours sitting on the lex talking and posting.
35. Not letting #34 stop you from going on the lex, first thing in the morning
36. Spending time looking for cool avvies, siggys, and pictures to show your lex friends.
37. Knowing the real name of most of the users you see at the bottom of the page
38. Having learned new facts about a different country or continent or state because of your lex friends.
39. Having learned about a different religion from a lex friend
40. Not being surprised this list is so long.
41. Rushing to youtube to listen to a song because a lex friend recommended it.
42. Having learned to like a new kind of music or singer because of a lex friend.
43. Feeling like your lex friends are your best friends in real life
44. Thinking to yourself, Aww.. thats true! For #43
45. Getting more virtual hugs, glomps, and happy tackles than you can count from your lex friends
46. Giving a lex friend a virtual happy birthday song, greeting, or spanking!
47. Doing 46 through both a ping, and an announcement in huge font on any thread you have a chance of seeing the lex friend.
48. Wondering how many requirements there actually are for being a Lexer.
49. Realizing that you can't just make an account on the Lexicon and call yourself a lexer.
50. Admitting to yourself that either, you agree with everything on this list, or you are really not a lexer or Twilight fan.
51. Rating HGE 1 apple out of 5 on Twilight Topsites, but wishing there was an option for zero because nothing compares to the Twilight Lexicon.
52. You have seen or used the mustache man smiley. :{)
53. Realizing you've lost some of your skill in handwriting because you spend most of your time typing. (Chloe)
54. You were very excited when you found out Naureen made her 5000th post!
55. Frequently boring your real life friends with long in depth descriptions of what is going on in your favorite thread. (Sami)
56. Loving INMM, as a friend, fiancee, or son.


Our Song!

The boys and girls in the clique
The awful names that they stick
You're never gonna fit in much kid

To take out our angst and anger on ( ) is the Dartboard!

Many thanks to Ayan (who has done this and put it on youtube ) for finding our official dance,
The Gnome Dance!!!!

Last but not least, the official commercial of our sovereign nation.

Someone has been thinking bad, bad thoughts. Go to the Perv Corner™, brought to you by Bri.
Feel free to spray the essence of whoever you're thinking bad thoughts about, just Febreze the place on your way out.

[DunnerheartsTwilight]

thankx narnia!
it is till spelt worng!
ohh well i like being a tee-anger
and emo tee-anger at that muhahaha
What on earth does fornification under consent of king have to do with this?!
and thanks to Nena too!

[♥midnight_sun♥]

Logan your last post on the old thread was weird.

Nar, I would love a banner for my nickname! Thanks!

[WhenTheSunGoesDown]

3rd post!! :b
sha-la-la-la-laa

[DunnerheartsTwilight]

I know and now it is there for everybody to see
what is your nickname?
i was playing the word game you statr with one word say the word it reminds you of and do that several times
like
fish
'shark
hurt
ouch
vamp
werewolf
stinky
feet!

[♥midnight_sun♥]

oh. I get it.
-second line is still thinking Logs is weird-

[DunnerheartsTwilight]

im lobs now remeber?
as in lobster
What on earth does fornification under consent of king have to do with this?!
What does a rooster have to do with this?
k im good now

[♥midnight_sun♥]

*smacks logan on head* yes I know its as in lobster. its called a typo.

ding dong the witch is dead which old witch the wicked witch
What does a rooster have to do with this?
Vulgar Language Is Ugly
What on earth does fornification under consent of king have to do with this?
Vulgar Language Is Ugly
Okay...I'm good.

[DunnerheartsTwilight]

what is who is richard?

ohh its Vulgar Language Is Ugly
okay i got it now
Vulgar Language Is Ugly as in the short form for richard

it doesnt sensor the bd body parts either me and sarah tried