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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

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*Walks in for his shift, hears talk about bloody vamp gauntlets, and insertion of pointy umbrellas, sees disgruntles-looking women and hears a pup tearing an English football to shreds...
Walks back outside, and decides that today he was sick and will have to call in.
Has an afterthought, and calls Sarah's cell, telling her that if she wants, she can come over to his house and he will make her an extra-special Bagel sandwich, along with anything else she might like.
winks, and then realizes that he's supposed to just be thinking all of this in his head, gets embarassed, and runs away, crying.
lol
see you all soon.
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

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*Comes in with shredded football in her hand, pup running along behind her. Takes one last look at it, shakes head and tosses it into the bin*

Pup did a good job destroying it! *Gives pup a "Well done" snuggle* You know I had a dream last night that I was teaching people to play football - must've been influenced by the cafe! :lol:

*Sees Codaniel sneaking back out the door before her mobile rings inviting her round for bagels* Sarah hopes Ninna didnt see Codaniel's blatant skiving off (although she thinks the occasional day bunking is good for the health) To try and avoid the mighty dragons wrath Sarah offers herself up for emplyment at the wonderful establishment that is Wingtear's Non-veggie cafe. However she does ask if she could start tommorow please because there are bagels to be eaten and uh...well yeah bagels... *clears throat self consciously* ;)
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

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Ninna don't mind since neither Snowflake nor Sarah is listed as employees and thus are considered volunteers...
... but make sure Obie doesn't catch you, you know she has dibs on a treeso... triple bagel I mean...
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Sarah would like to be listed as an employee. Sarah is jobless as of thursday anyway and thinks the non veggie vamp cafe is the perfect career choice.

Sarah wonders what vacancies are available?

(If Sarah is accepted for employment does she get a new Misty banner?! :D )

Sarah thinks SnowGod better make a quick dash for it before Obie wants some...er bagels. Wants some bagels...yeah. *Grabs Codaniel's hand and legs it pretty damn sharpish. She's glad all that exercise shes been doing recently can be put to good use!*
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Sarah, it made me really nostalgic to read the beginning of this thread...
for vacancies, see below (taken from elizah's last post on December 22, 2008)

Wingtear's Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe


RULES:

Regular forum rules apply: No netspeak, no one word/one line post., no double posting, etc.
You also need to regulate your banners. No signature should be over 2 inches tall. When posting graphics, only links are allowed. No hot linking either.

What is this place? No easy answer, but it all began HERE in GenY as a part of a "who's still in college" discussion, it continued till the end, page 100, and continues here now...

Staff:
Owner: Ninna Wingtear
General Manager: Lily twilight813
PR/publicity: MRK
Secretary: Elizah Hey There Elizah
Event Planner: ~Amber BerAngelVamp
Security for Vamp/Tween Relations: CantBreathe
Main Security: The Architect
Recruiter: Elizah Hey There Elizah
Part-time Recruiter: Lynz Lynzeee
Disease Control: cascsiany
Phlebotomist: The Architect
Official Mailroom Coordinator: ~Amber BerAngelVamp
Interior Designer: Lily twilight813
Head of cleaning crew: MRK's granny
Wood Chopper Operator: Lily twilight813
Leftovers/Runaways: the La Push Gang (aka the Pack)
Werewolf Groomer: Ninna Wingtear


Junior Staff & Trainees:
Junior Staff Supervisor: ChristinasHeadache
Hallway Monitor Gone Bad: Ohs0sexyBella<3
Hallway Monitor Gone Bad: *Aros_girl*
Event Planner Trainee: debussygirl


Check out our vacancies!!!

Vacant:
applications and resume to be submitted before the holidays :lol: (right, ~Amber will be flooded in 30 seconds...)
Garbage disposal manager: preferably use to handling bio-hazards...
Cleaning Crew: help Granny with the cleaning.
Snail-mail Filer: for the mail room... we've been getting lots of mail lately.
Wood Chopper Cleaner: cleans the woodchopper used to dispose of "merchandise" that is not up to vamp standards.
Hall Monitors (gone bad): help the pack out in situations not suitable for werewolves.
Gift Wrapper: needs strong arms and endless amounts of duct tape. To wrap up gifts (humans) for favorite vampires
show-room trainees: walk the products, show them to the customers (limited benefits)
Hiring Trainees for all positions (excluding security).

Benefits:
- one free drop-off a month (only employees/co-workers please)
- one free unsupervised meeting a month, with vamp off choice (only for adult staff)
- AMAZING BANNER/ICON/AVATAR BY MRK!!!
- Long life! (as a good laugh supposedly prolongs it :lol: )

General rules:
-this a total skit (we're not REALLY selling humans...)
-Do not name anyone but yourself or Cafe-staff, that's just confusing (praising Nena is OK!)
-NO BASHING!!! we're here to have fun, play nice children
-rule-breakers will be submitted to either security/CantBreathe&Architect (preferable) or the manager/Lily (also wood chopper operator...) for punishment.
-all staff need to be over 18, showroom-trainees being the exception
-absolutely NO risky business!

risky business...
-unprotected vampire interactions (we wouldn't wanna loose you girls/boys)
-selling defected products (no blood diseases...)
-stalking the customers...
-especially Benjamin and James...
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

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oh *sob*
only me and misty ever come here of the original crew, this was what formed the foundation for the lexily
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

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I may not be from the original crew, but I DO rule, so that makes up for it, right?
(smiles wolfishly)
No reason to cry when Codaniel's around!
(Notices Sarah sneaking up on him with duct tape, and wonders when she got the gift wrapper job. Wonders which one he'll be given to right before he faints in terror)
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

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Aww Ninna. I recognise a lot of names on there. Maybe they will find they're way back to the Lexily.

Codaniel you were our original Twi-guy I think (tell me if I'm wrong Ninna, having not been here from the beginning) so you most definitly rule. *Sarah tries not to look too guilty for stealing away said only Twi-guy...although he is not stolen. He is still here.*

Sarah wonders what Codaniel has done to deserve to be Giftwrapped and presented to our fav vamps? Hmmm

Sarah would indeed like to apply for the Gift Wrapper job. She has lots of duct tape and also string and cable ties from her running events so she feels she will be able to present the humans beautifully for our hungry vamps.

Perhaps we need Miss Misty to go on a PR drive and bring some more people here? This is turning into a 3 woman (oops! Sorry Codaniel... :oops: ) 3 lexlings show...
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

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*Staggers in, wild eyed and close to tears*

I would like to throw all things stress related to the vamps, then into the chipper then put back together to be run down by the pack puh-LEASE! :shock:

*Staggers out again*
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Re: Non-Veggie Vamp Cafe (Beta)

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?!
Sarah?
What's wrong sweetheart?
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