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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Post by RachelCullenxX » Fri Apr 17, 2009 6:39 pm

..When on May 9th you wake up and think 'It's Kristen Stewart's birthday!', then later on in the day you sing the Happy Birthday song to her(the computer technically...) and get weird looks from your family.
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He's a burning 108.9 Oh, wow. He is fine!

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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Post by Twilightchick79 » Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:08 pm

... When the only music you listen to is the Twilight soundtrack or Twilight Score. ... when you literally cannot stop reading the series. I am on my seventh reading and I only read it for the first time two weeks ago. I am seriously obsessed. :D
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Post by cantfightaneclipse » Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:22 pm

You know you've read too much Twilight when you are paranoid that someone can actually read your thoughts. ( :oops: I actually think that someone can read my thoughts sometimes :oops: ) You know you've read too much Twilight whenever you hear someone say something and can automatically think of a line from Twilight that relates to it.
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Post by MeglovesTwilight » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:00 am

Twilightchick79 wrote:... When the only music you listen to is the Twilight soundtrack or Twilight Score. ... when you literally cannot stop reading the series. I am on my seventh reading and I only read it for the first time two weeks ago. I am seriously obsessed. :D
OME me too!! I haven't been able to stop listening to it since I bought it!! It's almost like watching the movie all the time, LOL

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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Post by DudeRocksTheTwilight » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:27 am

~When you call your teachers Mr. or Mrs. Cullen.

~You don't hang out with people because they have pet dogs.

~You beg your parents to let you move to Washington.
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Post by IloveAliceCullen<3 » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:47 am

When you're searching for a dictionairy after you read the books twice for checking how to say 'Carlisle' and sigh of relief because you've said it right. :lol:
-We don't use the words like 'isle' here and it was so hard for me to say it right, I've practised everytime before I start reading ten times to say it right (out loud)-

When you want to discuss the books with a friend who hasn't finish the saga for two months and you're still waiting for him to finish and you don't spoil the books!
-He's in Eclipse now and I'm afraid I have to wait a few months longer- :(

When you've so much homework and work to do but you're still online at this forum to kill the time and stress tomorrow morning because you haven't do much for two days.

WHEN YOU'VE GOT A 9.5 (10 is the highest mark here) FOR YOUR ENGLISH WRITING TEST, BECAUSE OF READING THE TWILIGHT SAGA SO MANY TIMES.
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Post by addictedbooklover » Mon Apr 20, 2009 6:47 am

IloveAliceCullen<3 wrote: WHEN YOU'VE GOT A 9.5 (10 is the highest mark here) FOR YOUR ENGLISH WRITING TEST, BECAUSE OF READING THE TWILIGHT SAGA SO MANY TIMES.
Well done :) How did that happen?

You know you've read too much Twilight when you will always go and defend Twilight from the people who hate it. (On another forum I go on, there are two Twilight-related threads that have turned into places to post nasty things about Twilight :evil: )


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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Post by TillyWhitlock » Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:14 am

When the days are dark and rainy and you think, "if only Edward/Jazz/Em/Alice were here. It would make the rain worth while"

You describe the days that are overcast and rainy as Forks days.

You start to despise sunny days because you know there is no hope of catching any of the Cullens around.
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Post by IloveAliceCullen<3 » Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:04 am

addictedbooklover wrote:
IloveAliceCullen<3 wrote: WHEN YOU'VE GOT A 9.5 (10 is the highest mark here) FOR YOUR ENGLISH WRITING TEST, BECAUSE OF READING THE TWILIGHT SAGA SO MANY TIMES.
Well done :) How did that happen?

You know you've read too much Twilight when you will always go and defend Twilight from the people who hate it. (On another forum I go on, there are two Twilight-related threads that have turned into places to post nasty things about Twilight :evil: )
Thanks!
Yeah, I don't know exactly how it happened.
We had to write about a movie waht was based on a book, so my first thought was: OH my god, I'm going to write about Twilight!
But we had to write something about a movie we watched in class.. And we didn't watched Twilight, so I was very mad of my teacher. I wanted to write about Twilight. :evil:
I choosed "The curious case of Benjamin Button", because we read and watched it in English class. After I wrote my whole story I thought: Damn, it was much better if I wrote about Romeo and Juliet.

But I've a 9.5 after all, I'm so happy! 'Cause I've never been well at English. This is my highest mark I think and I had a 2.7 for my listening test, so.. I'm really proud of myself, haha. :lol:

And, I read the books and my English is so much better (I think)! Haha, I've almost finished another time reading the Saga.

I hope you don't dislike my (long) reply.
But; Thanks so much! :D
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Re: You know you've read too much Twilight when

Post by Shemxy_Vampire » Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:42 am

When you watch all the extras on the Golden Compass dvd/ the whole movie with directors commentary to analyse everything that Chris Weitz says.

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